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Best jokes about stewardesses


Best jokes about stewardesses
Best jokes about stewardesses

Folklore has introduced them in the category of people on whose behalf they made jokes, over time. Read the lines below a brief selection of the funniest jokes that were made on behalf of women who have this profession:

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Come Fly with Me may refer to: In music: “Come Fly with Me” (1957 song), a popular songCome Fly with Me (film) , a 1963 comedy about stewardesses; Come Fly with Me (1976 film ), a Hong Kong film of 1976 · Come Fly with Me ( 2009 film), …
A passenger asks the stewardess: –Trick and parach utes? – What have you forsaken me? Reply stewardess professional. – The last time I crossed the ocean by boat each of us have a lifeline in the cabin. And to think that many more people can swim only fly … After takeoff the aircraft captain addressed the passengers : – Ladies and gentlemen, your captain speaking. We arrived at the proper height, time is favorable, speed … Oh, fuck! Passengers sit on their seats speechless. After a few moments the captain and passengers addresses: – Please forgive me, I accidentally spilled coffee on me. You should see how it looks in the front trousers. To a passenger: – And my back!
Passenger testifies – I find it so puke! At the stewardess prompt: – I bring in a second bag! – But why? Do I think I want to take this thing home?
 Stewardess: – Why cry? Why are you nervous? Ok, it shook a few times … A usual air gap. A turbulent area … It happens … Okay, okay, we quiet. All is well? Have you calmed down? Ok, I am going to reassure passengers!
A Boieng 747, a race night, a beautiful stewardess with a devastating neck, leans over a passenger who was sleeping and asks softly: – Do you want milk or tea? passenger: – In which it is tea with milk and?
 Exasperated by the antics they make a naughty kid, running back and forth by plane and disturbing passengers, stewardess, which the boy had been given care to departure whispers: – Maybe you’re bored. Come on, you do not want to play a little on the outside?
In a contest of flight attendants at the end, winning three, an English , a German woman and a French woman, put the last question: – Imagine being shipwrecked on an island that is completely isolated 200 men who have not had a woman for years. How do you do? – I’ll kill myself! Englishwoman answer. – He’ll steal one of them a gun and I will defend to the death! Female members respond. The Frenchwoman is what is, and thinks she eventually answers: – Gentlemen, forgive me, but I do not see what the problem is …

A plane makes an unexpected spin and fly with “feet up”. The flight attendant: “Dear passengers, please stay calm. The pilot pours droplets in the nose, after which we return to flight ordinary “.

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flight attendant With aircrafts that fancy, its no surprise that being an Emirates flight attendant looks like a pretty glamorous gig . The airline hires about 5,500 cabin crew per year, from more than 200,000 applicants who vie for a spot, according to Emirates … Potential terrorist on board, passengers racist …

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